dekonvicted:

“Did you do something wrong? Why are you running away?” “I’m not running away. I was leaving because I was late.” “You… Do you like me?” “Who would like an unlucky jerk like you?” “Isn’t it a little funny that you’re so interested in my private life? That’s overdoing it, it’s presumptuous.” “I’m sorry I’m doing things that are presumptuous. I was worried people will find out you didn’t go home last night… It was stupid of me to bring clothes for you.”

(Source: crownvip)